im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
why is half of my head shaved?
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