there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Found your dick twin last night
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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