doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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