I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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