Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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