Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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