I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
