He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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