I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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