every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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