I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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