I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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