dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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