I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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