is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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