And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
barbara walters just said penis...
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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