Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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