Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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