and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
why do cheetos always look like penises
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
