Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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