before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Randomize
