By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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