Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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