nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize
