I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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