We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wat bout pragnant strippers??
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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