I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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