If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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