I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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