And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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