I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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