Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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