can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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