found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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