Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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