All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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