what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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