Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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