absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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