What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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