Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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