do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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