omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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