Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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