i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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