That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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