I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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