He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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