I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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