So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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